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I’m looking for brains in the Russian people. No luck so far. They even walk around with signs saying: 'We have Pu...n, who needs brains?' Well, they got what they asked for. The only mind in Russia belonged to Putler, and he pissed it away in a Swiss casino. Russia didn't even notice it was gone because of how little weight little Putler lost. The 'Brain of All Russia' inside Putler's head weighed as much as a mosquito — just 2 grams.
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What is it that a denizen of Earth truly sees and feels? My extraordinary gifts were once witnessed and felt by a multitude, all at once. Their gratitude was a spectacle of wonder—something beyond the mundane. I shall remain silent on the where and the when; such tales might seem trivial to your kind. For now, I continue my vigil, preparing for the final return to the side of Light—to my true home, the planet Earth.
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