Abstract of the book "Search for the nation's mind"

I’m looking for brains in the Russian people. No luck so far. They even walk around with signs saying: 'We have Pu...n, who needs brains?' Well, they got what they asked for. The only mind in Russia belonged to Putler, and he pissed it away in a Swiss casino. Russia didn't even notice it was gone because of how little weight little Putler lost. The 'Brain of All Russia' inside Putler's head weighed as much as a mosquito — just 2 grams.