Sarcastic Narrator

That day, my boyfriend dumped me, I got kicked out of university, and I had a huge fight with my parents. So when a mysterious wizard showed up offering to make me a witch and send me to a magical medieval world… I said yes. Instantly. The realization that I’d been tricked—and should’ve just taken a job at McDonald's—came a bit too late. No balls or pretty dresses here. Just dumpsters full of rats. No charming prince either. Just a grumpy pilot from a spaceship-era crash landing in the wrong century. As for magic? Oh, it exists. But people here get burned at the stake for it. So… who do I thank for this disaster? And more importantly — how do I survive it?

Each of us has a guardian angel. But have you ever heard of guardian devils? Oh, they do exist! True, they’re not as diligent as the angels… yet they still get the job done. And what happens when two people, each protected by creatures from ‘rival companies,’ fall in love? Well, you’re about to find out! A little humor never hurts in times like these. P.S.: The idea for this book came to me quite spontaneously — while waiting in line for fuel at a gas station.

A lich — the posthumous form attained only by the most powerful necromages. For me, this dubious honor came by accident. If the other liches find out I’m utterly unworthy of my new status, they’ll kill me. And I’d rather not imagine what the immortal elite will do once they learn whose soul has taken up residence in my body… The first book of the "The Not-So-Ordinary Person" series.

I’m just a humble 3D character artist, crafting heroes and monsters for video games. One day I was working on a witcher design—and the next, I woke up in a parallel world, trapped in the body of a real witcher. And not even a lucky one. Now we share one body, two minds, and I’m forced to sculpt myself anew—stronger, sharper, cooler. This world is crawling with undead and unholy beasts. Familiar animals turn out to be monsters, and ancient horrors from forgotten fairy tales are waking up. The Great Eclipse is coming, when dark forces rise… and someone—or something—has crossed over from the Other Side. I just wanted to survive. But the deeper I go, the more the whirlpool of fate pulls me in. What kind of game are the gods playing?