Witch on Demand, or The Chronicles of Catastrophe by Neba Kraicik
Witch on Demand, or The Chronicles of Catastrophe by Neba Kraicik

Witch on Demand, or The Chronicles of Catastrophe

Completed
 · 199 p. · Humor

About the book

Have you ever accidentally summoned a catastrophe? Because I have. Repeatedly. It’s not like I’m doing anything wrong. I follow the rules. I concentrate. I try. It’s just… my powers have a tendency to misbehave. “Ellie!!! I’ll toss a mouse into your borscht! Stop whining! Pull yourself together and go live that life of yours! There’s one rather handsome investigator demanding your attention. And if you ask me, he’s carrying some sort of curse. Yes, yes — I can see it. It looks weak. Undernourished. Definitely arrived without sausage!”


222 comments

  • oceret avatar
    oceret
    28.02.2026, 07:23

    Honestly, I’ll admit - I started reading because of the cat. Well, because it’s a kitty... And then a bunch of other things happened related to cats. My cat gave birth to three kittens (right on my bed). A buddy of mine got bitten by a cat (a huge beast, about the size of Valerian). No, nothing serious, we managed without any infections or rabies (we’re already crazy enough here haha). But unexpectedly, the rest of the characters turned out to be just as interesting, and the events too. There are a million books about witches out there, and you can get lost in them like Theseus in the labyrinth - good thing I stumbled upon this one) I haven’t gotten to the second part yet, but I have a hypothesis - the situation at the end was arranged on purpose so that someone would stop giving the cold shoulder))

  • irina-kolesnik avatar
    irina-kolesnik
    25.02.2026, 21:09

    Thank you for your work.

    neba-kraicik avatar
    neba-kraicik
    25.02.2026, 21:49

    Iryna KolesnykThank you for your support and for reading the work ❤️❤️❤️

  • inna-tishchenko avatar
    inna-tishchenko
    24.02.2026, 02:37

    Wonderful!

    neba-kraicik avatar
    neba-kraicik
    25.02.2026, 17:59

    Inna TishchenkoSincerely thank you for the warm comment on the book ❤️❤️❤️

  • tetiana-favorova avatar
    tetiana-favorova
    19.02.2026, 14:34

    An intriguing plot, interesting characters, lots of humor - just what you need to escape from the grim everyday life) Sincere thanks to the author for the aesthetic and emotional pleasure

    neba-kraicik avatar
    neba-kraicik
    19.02.2026, 16:27

    Tetyana FavorovaSincerely thank you for the warm comment on the book, it is the best gratitude for an author ❤️❤️❤️

  • bogdana avatar
    bogdana
    15.02.2026, 08:31

    The illustrations are something wow.....!!!!!

    neba-kraicik avatar
    neba-kraicik
    15.02.2026, 19:04

    BogdanaSincerely thank you for your support and I'm glad you liked it ❤️

  • alex-lee avatar
    alex-lee
    09.02.2026, 17:31

    The title of the second part, please

    alex-lee avatar
    alex-lee
    11.02.2026, 14:12

    Thank you,

  • anastasiia-maksimova avatar
    anastasiia-maksimova
    11.02.2026, 00:58

    I'm thrilled, thank you, and where is the second part???

    neba-kraicik avatar
    neba-kraicik
    11.02.2026, 09:12

    Anastasia MaksymovaSincerely thank you for your support ❤️❤️❤️ I started posting, "Witch on Demand" or "Apocalypse Not Today."

  • anna-linn avatar
    anna-linn
    09.02.2026, 21:25

    So, who is it?!!! Who?!!! I'm off to read the second book )

    neba-kraicik avatar
    neba-kraicik
    09.02.2026, 23:29

    Anna LynnThank you, I hope you like it ❤️

  • anna-linn avatar
    anna-linn
    09.02.2026, 21:16

    Phew, good thing they escaped from the necromancer. But where are the zombies?

    neba-kraicik avatar
    neba-kraicik
    09.02.2026, 23:29

    Anna LynnSomewhere nearby))

  • anna-linn avatar
    anna-linn
    09.02.2026, 21:15

    So.... Valerian, quickly, a medal!

    neba-kraicik avatar
    neba-kraicik
    09.02.2026, 23:29

    Anna LynnHe will eat her up)))

  • anna-linn avatar
    anna-linn
    09.02.2026, 21:09

    The story about Diana was... instructive. I hope there are no consequences left after the long use of the potion.

    neba-kraicik avatar
    neba-kraicik
    09.02.2026, 23:29

    Anna LynnYes, thank you for your support ❤️❤️❤️

  • rjulija-r avatar
    rjulija-r
    08.02.2026, 14:27

    Cool, thank you... this is something incredible, interesting, impossible to put down, modern, easy, sometimes funny, the author is talented, keep creating... this is truly yours, thank you!

    neba-kraicik avatar
    neba-kraicik
    08.02.2026, 19:19

    Rjulija ROh, I'm so glad to read such a review ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • anna-linn avatar
    anna-linn
    08.02.2026, 01:11

    So, with that "decoration," I'm starting to guess that our handsome guys will go their separate ways until they figure out their own secrets. Sigh.

    neba-kraicik avatar
    neba-kraicik
    08.02.2026, 19:18

    Anna LynnEverything is possible, thank you for reading ❤️❤️❤️

  • anna-linn avatar
    anna-linn
    06.02.2026, 22:59

    I wonder what kind of book Tinka has there? =)

    neba-kraicik avatar
    neba-kraicik
    07.02.2026, 00:14

    Anna LynnFamily Heirloom of Beings

  • anna-linn avatar
    anna-linn
    06.02.2026, 07:01

    And why is he so cold all of a sudden? Seriously, one moment it burns, and the next, he's already turning away!

    neba-kraicik avatar
    neba-kraicik
    06.02.2026, 11:56

    Anna LynnSuch a character, and doesn't believe in herself))