


Witch on Demand, or The Chronicles of Catastrophe
About the book
Have you ever accidentally summoned a catastrophe? Because I have. Repeatedly. It’s not like I’m doing anything wrong. I follow the rules. I concentrate. I try. It’s just… my powers have a tendency to misbehave. “Ellie!!! I’ll toss a mouse into your borscht! Stop whining! Pull yourself together and go live that life of yours! There’s one rather handsome investigator demanding your attention. And if you ask me, he’s carrying some sort of curse. Yes, yes — I can see it. It looks weak. Undernourished. Definitely arrived without sausage!”
Abstract of the book "Witch on Demand, or The Chronicles of Catastrophe"
Have you ever accidentally summoned a catastrophe? Because I have. Repeatedly. It’s not like I’m doing anything wrong. I follow the rules. I concentrate. I try. It’s just… my powers have a tendency to misbehave. “Ellie!!! I’ll toss a mouse into your borscht! Stop whining! Pull yourself together and go live that life of yours! There’s one rather handsome investigator demanding your attention. And if you ask me, he’s carrying some sort of curse. Yes, yes — I can see it. It looks weak. Undernourished. Definitely arrived without sausage!”
222 comments
oceret28.02.2026, 07:23Honestly, I’ll admit - I started reading because of the cat. Well, because it’s a kitty... And then a bunch of other things happened related to cats. My cat gave birth to three kittens (right on my bed). A buddy of mine got bitten by a cat (a huge beast, about the size of Valerian). No, nothing serious, we managed without any infections or rabies (we’re already crazy enough here haha). But unexpectedly, the rest of the characters turned out to be just as interesting, and the events too. There are a million books about witches out there, and you can get lost in them like Theseus in the labyrinth - good thing I stumbled upon this one) I haven’t gotten to the second part yet, but I have a hypothesis - the situation at the end was arranged on purpose so that someone would stop giving the cold shoulder))
irina-kolesnik25.02.2026, 21:09Thank you for your work.
neba-kraicik25.02.2026, 21:49Iryna Kolesnyk, Thank you for your support and for reading the work ❤️❤️❤️
inna-tishchenko24.02.2026, 02:37Wonderful!
neba-kraicik25.02.2026, 17:59Inna Tishchenko, Sincerely thank you for the warm comment on the book ❤️❤️❤️
tetiana-favorova19.02.2026, 14:34An intriguing plot, interesting characters, lots of humor - just what you need to escape from the grim everyday life) Sincere thanks to the author for the aesthetic and emotional pleasure
neba-kraicik19.02.2026, 16:27Tetyana Favorova, Sincerely thank you for the warm comment on the book, it is the best gratitude for an author ❤️❤️❤️
bogdana15.02.2026, 08:31The illustrations are something wow.....!!!!!
neba-kraicik15.02.2026, 19:04Bogdana, Sincerely thank you for your support and I'm glad you liked it ❤️
alex-lee09.02.2026, 17:31The title of the second part, please
alex-lee11.02.2026, 14:12Thank you,
anastasiia-maksimova11.02.2026, 00:58I'm thrilled, thank you, and where is the second part???
neba-kraicik11.02.2026, 09:12Anastasia Maksymova, Sincerely thank you for your support ❤️❤️❤️ I started posting, "Witch on Demand" or "Apocalypse Not Today."
anna-linn09.02.2026, 21:25So, who is it?!!! Who?!!! I'm off to read the second book )
neba-kraicik09.02.2026, 23:29Anna Lynn, Thank you, I hope you like it ❤️
anna-linn09.02.2026, 21:16Phew, good thing they escaped from the necromancer. But where are the zombies?
neba-kraicik09.02.2026, 23:29Anna Lynn, Somewhere nearby))
anna-linn09.02.2026, 21:15So.... Valerian, quickly, a medal!
neba-kraicik09.02.2026, 23:29Anna Lynn, He will eat her up)))
anna-linn09.02.2026, 21:09The story about Diana was... instructive. I hope there are no consequences left after the long use of the potion.
neba-kraicik09.02.2026, 23:29Anna Lynn, Yes, thank you for your support ❤️❤️❤️
rjulija-r08.02.2026, 14:27Cool, thank you... this is something incredible, interesting, impossible to put down, modern, easy, sometimes funny, the author is talented, keep creating... this is truly yours, thank you!
neba-kraicik08.02.2026, 19:19Rjulija R, Oh, I'm so glad to read such a review ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
anna-linn08.02.2026, 01:11So, with that "decoration," I'm starting to guess that our handsome guys will go their separate ways until they figure out their own secrets. Sigh.
neba-kraicik08.02.2026, 19:18Anna Lynn, Everything is possible, thank you for reading ❤️❤️❤️
anna-linn06.02.2026, 22:59I wonder what kind of book Tinka has there? =)
neba-kraicik07.02.2026, 00:14Anna Lynn, Family Heirloom of Beings
anna-linn06.02.2026, 07:01And why is he so cold all of a sudden? Seriously, one moment it burns, and the next, he's already turning away!
neba-kraicik06.02.2026, 11:56Anna Lynn, Such a character, and doesn't believe in herself))